THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF ME ON HERE. I MUST SAY THAT IT SCARES ME A LITTLE. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY? WHAT IS GOING ON?

THERE IS ONLY ONE ME. I AM THOR, PRINCE OF ASGARD, SON OF ODIN.

…I DON’T KNOW WHO THE OTHER ONES THINK THEY ARE. 

silvertonguedserpent:

And I will sit here from my pretty Asgardian throne and watch as Midgard explodes from the mass of stupidity that is my brother.

And all his clones.

Here I thought I would be the one destroying that polluted stinkhole. Guess not. 

…YOU ARE NOT VERY NICE.

iwantmyipodback:

thortalkinginallcaps:

iwantmyipodback:

thortalkinginallcaps:

fosteringthunder:

thortalkinginallcaps:

I JUST TOLD JANE ABOUT THIS OTHER ME.

SHE SEEMED A LITTLE FRIGHTENED. I CANNOT IMAGINE WHY. THE MORE ME, THE BETTER. RIGHT? 

I’m just saying, it’s a little…weird is all. 

BUT JANE! IT IS MOST EXCITING. MAYBE HE COULD HELP ME FIND MJOLNIR!

It’s a little Watchmen is what it is.

BUT I DON’T HAVE A WATCH.

It’s a movie. And an even weirder comic.

…don’t ever watch or read it, ‘kay?

…IF YOU SAY SO, DARCY.

DOES THIS “MOVIE” HAVE MANY WATCHES IN IT? WATCHES WITH LEGS?  

iwantmyipodback:

thortalkinginallcaps:

fosteringthunder:

thortalkinginallcaps:

I JUST TOLD JANE ABOUT THIS OTHER ME.

SHE SEEMED A LITTLE FRIGHTENED. I CANNOT IMAGINE WHY. THE MORE ME, THE BETTER. RIGHT? 

I’m just saying, it’s a little…weird is all. 

BUT JANE! IT IS MOST EXCITING. MAYBE HE COULD HELP ME FIND MJOLNIR!

It’s a little Watchmen is what it is.

BUT I DON’T HAVE A WATCH.